[wait, is this cybering? is this what cybering is? holy shit, this cannot be on purpose, can it? someone must be trolling him. but who would DO that, here? does pokemon world even HAVE a 4 chan? it can't possibly, that's so outside of the appropriate rating!
what does someone DO under these circumstances? it'd be weird to back off now, or at least it'd mean he loses against the troll, maybe? man, he's glad none of the alien trolls ever did this kind of thing with him. okay. okay he's got this.]
i guess it doesn't matter, we can destroy a hoodie, why not.
[John has a sudden wild, nonsensical anxiety that this is KANAYA SOMEHOW but that doesn't even...make sense? It's not Kanaya's text at all. Not to mention he's in Pokemon world, obviously.
But even if he's not inadvertently pretending to be the Rose he's aware of, he's definitely pretending to be some other Rose, and this isn't a troll. It's...a wrong number? Somehow? How is that even possible for someone you'd sext with? This person isn't in his Pokegear so it can't be a misfire... What the heck is going on?
And...aw, jeez, now this is embarrassing, this wasn't a joke, this was someone's actual real sex thing. What does he say? This is exactly like a sitcom plot. Only in a sitcom, John's pretty sure the character in his position would keep this going out of embarrassment, whereas John's going to come clean because he is not in the business of sexy pranks! Just. He needs a couple of minutes, he's going to blush to death.]
sorry, i don't know who this is but i thought you were an anon trolling me because you are not in my contacts! i didn't mean to pretend to be rose!
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uh, a hoodie, i guess, also i probably wouldn't call myself a lady, haha...
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What color hoodie?
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i mean, it's not THAT big of a hoodie?
[wait, is this cybering? is this what cybering is? holy shit, this cannot be on purpose, can it? someone must be trolling him. but who would DO that, here? does pokemon world even HAVE a 4 chan? it can't possibly, that's so outside of the appropriate rating!
what does someone DO under these circumstances? it'd be weird to back off now, or at least it'd mean he loses against the troll, maybe? man, he's glad none of the alien trolls ever did this kind of thing with him. okay. okay he's got this.]
i guess it doesn't matter, we can destroy a hoodie, why not.
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But even if he's not inadvertently pretending to be the Rose he's aware of, he's definitely pretending to be some other Rose, and this isn't a troll. It's...a wrong number? Somehow? How is that even possible for someone you'd sext with? This person isn't in his Pokegear so it can't be a misfire... What the heck is going on?
And...aw, jeez, now this is embarrassing, this wasn't a joke, this was someone's actual real sex thing. What does he say? This is exactly like a sitcom plot. Only in a sitcom, John's pretty sure the character in his position would keep this going out of embarrassment, whereas John's going to come clean because he is not in the business of sexy pranks! Just. He needs a couple of minutes, he's going to blush to death.]
sorry, i don't know who this is but i thought you were an anon trolling me because you are not in my contacts! i didn't mean to pretend to be rose!
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[There's a prolonged pause. Then,]
This is Greg Universe. I thought I was texting my wife.
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Tho the names kind of sound familiar...?]
oh....hey, you're the guy who brought a guitar to prom, right? and rose is a big pink woman? this is john egbert! i brought out the piano.
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I'm so sorry I thought you were Rose. I don't know what's with this darn pokegear today.