[Honestly, the first and only time they talked previously, it was about Steven's recently caught wailmer, all of six months ago, so it's possibly a little weird he's texting him out of the blue like this. That said...]
I know he's being his typical awful self, but just ignore Dirk's boyfriend. Attention only makes him worse.
8/7 (during the pigeon problem)
I know he's being his typical awful self, but just ignore Dirk's boyfriend. Attention only makes him worse.