[John has a sudden wild, nonsensical anxiety that this is KANAYA SOMEHOW but that doesn't even...make sense? It's not Kanaya's text at all. Not to mention he's in Pokemon world, obviously.
But even if he's not inadvertently pretending to be the Rose he's aware of, he's definitely pretending to be some other Rose, and this isn't a troll. It's...a wrong number? Somehow? How is that even possible for someone you'd sext with? This person isn't in his Pokegear so it can't be a misfire... What the heck is going on?
And...aw, jeez, now this is embarrassing, this wasn't a joke, this was someone's actual real sex thing. What does he say? This is exactly like a sitcom plot. Only in a sitcom, John's pretty sure the character in his position would keep this going out of embarrassment, whereas John's going to come clean because he is not in the business of sexy pranks! Just. He needs a couple of minutes, he's going to blush to death.]
sorry, i don't know who this is but i thought you were an anon trolling me because you are not in my contacts! i didn't mean to pretend to be rose!
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But even if he's not inadvertently pretending to be the Rose he's aware of, he's definitely pretending to be some other Rose, and this isn't a troll. It's...a wrong number? Somehow? How is that even possible for someone you'd sext with? This person isn't in his Pokegear so it can't be a misfire... What the heck is going on?
And...aw, jeez, now this is embarrassing, this wasn't a joke, this was someone's actual real sex thing. What does he say? This is exactly like a sitcom plot. Only in a sitcom, John's pretty sure the character in his position would keep this going out of embarrassment, whereas John's going to come clean because he is not in the business of sexy pranks! Just. He needs a couple of minutes, he's going to blush to death.]
sorry, i don't know who this is but i thought you were an anon trolling me because you are not in my contacts! i didn't mean to pretend to be rose!